Apple UK Prices
Is there any need? Honestly? It’s like… EVERY given opportunity… EVERY given facial expression involves getting those effing teeth out.
WHY? JUST WHY? Other people are gonna use that milk…and then you’ve gone and smeared your mouth all over the top of carton. And then when you’ve finished drinking you get a disgusting milky film on your top lip.
Everything, everything, ever.
It will all get on my tits at some point.
Submitted by aversebliss
It’s the same three notes, played on a horrible synthesized drum machine, repeated for twenty minutes. WHY are you playing it at ear splitting volumes in your car / on the bus / whilst walking down the street. Oh yes. Because its simplicity reflects your mental state. Get some musical taste, please, you owe it to society.
Submitted by a very angry Rosemarie
What are they doing, checking it hasn’t run away? Ew!
Submitted by NemmyNoo
When they run into you and you can’t move out of their way and their parents look at you like its your fault - so you have to say sorry >:(
Submitted by molchy
Fog Lights
People who see a bit of fog and think ‘Oh it’s foggy i’d better put my fog lights on’ when they are stuck in a feckin’ queue of commuter traffic. I’m two foot behind you, I can see your ruddy car, well I could before you blinded me. Twat.
Submitted by Ian
‘Mandy’ by Barry Manilow
I know what my name is. Why on earth do people feel the need to serenade me with a terrible rendition of “Oh Mandy” within the first 5 seconds of meeting me? Barry Manilow… I hate you and what you have done to Mandys everywhere. Screw off.
Submitted by… Mandy
